Condom Sizes


A man walks into Boots with his 8-year old son, they happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called Condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex.”

“Oh I see,” replied the boy pensively, yes, I’ve heard of that in health class at school.” He looks over the display and picks up a packet of 3 and asks, “Why are there 3 in this packet?”

The dad replies, “Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.”

“Cool” says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, “Then who are these for?”

“Those are for college men,” the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.”

“WOW!” exclaimed the boy, “then who uses THESE?” he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, “Those are for married men, son. One for January, one for February, one for March…….” 😯


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  1. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahaha. Good one Steve. Well not for the married men.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

  2. Mike says:

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    Oh wow, I laughed so hard. That was so unexpected.

  3. Mike Golch says:

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    I did not see that one comming.