What Confucius Didn’t Say

confucius didn't sayMan who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Better to be p*ssed off than p*ssed on.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman’s’ leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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  1. Rhonda Albom says:

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    these are great, there is only one I didn’t understand.

  2. Ah Nuts! Ha,ha,ha. I loved everyone of these Confucius sayings. I wonder if his wife helped him with these? ha,ha,ha.

    You made my day Steveo especially since it’s raining, thundering & lightning. What a day. See ya my friend.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Comedy Plus says:

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    These are very good indeed Steve. I love your sense of humor.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ๐Ÿ™‚

  4. Whats a brolly ? Remember I’m an Italian, capuce my friend. ha,ha,ha. See ya for now.

    Cruisin Paul

  5. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Bigger Girl and i loved these!