Confucius Says

confuciousConfucius Says:
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat-house.
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Man who drive like Hell, bound to get there.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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  1. I think they put words in his mouth that he never said. He could not know what a car is,for one.

  2. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! A great laugh this morning, thank you!
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  3. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. These are all so very true.

    Have a confuciustastic day Steve. 🙂
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  4. Rhonda Albom
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    Poor midget. Maybe there should be a step stool in the elevator.
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