Because I Am

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

Why does “slow down” and “slow up” mean the same thing?

Why does “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?

Why are they called ” stands” when they are made for sitting?

Why is it called “after dark” when it really is “after light”?

Doesn’t “expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected?

Why are a “wise man” and a “wise guy” opposites?

Why do “overlook” and “oversee” mean opposite things?

Why is “phonics” not spelled the way it sounds?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Why is bra singular And panties plural?

Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren’t we clean when we use them?

Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?

Christmas – What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks? 😯

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  1. Comedy Plus
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    I’ve wondered about some of these too. Bwahahahahaha.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

  2. Joyce
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    Interesting questions. My answer: I don’t know.

  3. Slappy Bear
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    Oh Dear, I’ve gone slightly cross-eyed LMAO

  4. Unofficial Chart Blog
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    Well – they’ve made me wonder and re-think my whole life LOL

  5. Art of RetroCollage
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    I’m still pondering…

  6. John
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    LOL. The English language is strange sometimes 🙂