Cooter and Gomer

Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.

The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer.

The three men had always done everything together.

Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet.

Cooter said, ‘Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.’

The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, ‘Nope, ain’t Stanley ..’

The mortician thought this was rather strange.

So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.

Gomer looked at the body and said, ‘Yup, he’s pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.’

The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, ‘No, it ain’t Stanley ‘

The mortician asked, ‘How can you tell?’

Gomer said, ‘Well, Stanley had two assholes.’

‘What? He had two assholes?’ asked the mortician.

‘Yup, we never seen ’em, but everybody used to say:

‘There’s Stanley with them two assholes.’ 😯


Share
Tweet about this on TwitterShare on FacebookShare on StumbleUponShare on LinkedInShare on Google+Digg this

5 Responses to “Cooter and Gomer”

Read below or add a comment...

  1. Comedy Plus
    Twitter ID:
    says:

    Bwahahahahahaha. Now we know who the two assholes are. They don’t but we do.

    Have a terrific day Steve. 🙂

  2. Joyce
    Twitter ID:
    says:

    LOL! Good one.
    Joyce also recently posted..Wordless Wednesday: Grinning GadgetsMy Profile

  3. joe-ann says:

    it made me laugh:)))nice one.

  4. Russ
    Twitter ID:
    says:

    Cracked me up Steve. Someone should feel sorry for the boys and let them know.LOL
    Russ also recently posted..Blizzard- Oct. 29th 2011My Profile

  5. Rhonda
    Twitter ID:
    says:

    Why are stupid people so funny? I guess they just are. Thanks for another good laugh 🙂
    Rhonda also recently posted..Coffee Joke for Silly Sunday *LinkyMy Profile