Copper Wire Find

copper wireAfter having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times: “American archaeologists, finding traces of
250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the British”.

One week later, Australia’s Northern Territory Times, reported the following:

“After digging as deep as 30 feet in his backyard in Tennant Creek, Northern Territory, aboriginal Billi Bunji, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely fuck-all. Billi has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Australia had already gone wireless…” 😯

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  1. I;m going to start digging in my back yard so that I can get included in all of this and put Canada involved with this joke. I’ll start right after breakfast, lunch & dinner.

    Have a great Thursday Steveo. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. A pissing contest and we see who won.

    Have a coppertastic day Steve. 🙂

  3. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Sweetie has a Master’s degree in archaeology, and he will tell you this is exactly right!

  4. Rhonda says:

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    It’s all in the interpretation of the data.