Cosmic Laws 2

More Cosmic Laws

  • Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena — At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.

  • The Coffee Law — As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

  • Murphy’s Law of Lockers — If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

  • Law of Physical Surfaces — The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

  • Law of Logical Argument — Anything is possible IF you don’t know what you are talking about.

  • Brown’s Law of Physical Appearance — If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.

  • Oliver’s Law of Public Speaking — A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!!!

  • Wilson’s Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy — As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

  • Doctors’ Law — If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better… But don’t make an appointment, and you’ll stay sick.


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  1. Comedy Plus
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    These are so very true and especially the first one. I’ve often wondered about this one.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂
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  2. Slappy Bear
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    The one about the coffee is so true, my human-owner never gets a warm cup of coffee 😆
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  3. Joyce
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    So true. When it comes to business, people are always promoted to their level of incompetency.
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  4. Don E. Chute
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    Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena …

    This is the classic of all natural laws!

    It keeps me in my recliner.

    PLU
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  5. Wise words… the one that really gets me is finding a product I like and the shop suddenly stops selling it, or I like a television programme – and I don’t watch many – and they don’t commission a second series!
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  6. Enfotainer says:

    Doctors’ Law…It just happened to me. Very true indeed!
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