1. Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.
2. Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.
3. Law of Probability – The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
4. Law of Random Numbers – If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal – and someone always answers.
6. Variation Law – If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
7. Law of the Bath – When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
8. Law of Close Encounters – The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
9. Law of the Result – When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, IT WILL!!!
10. Law of Bio-Mechanics – The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Twitter ID: mycomedyplus
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Bwahahahahahahaha. These are all so very true.
Have a terrific day. 🙂
Twitter ID: SlappyBear
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Law 7 is so true, it’s usually the telephone or someone knocking at the door, if it is the telephone, it’s usually a wrong number 😆
Twitter ID: RetroCollageArtretrocollage
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I use Law #9 to my advantage. Whenever my friend’s computer doesn’t work, I threaten to come over and fix it. That is usually enough to get the unruly machine to start cooperating. 🙂
Twitter ID: Joyce_Lansky
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The nonworking machines, reminds me of sick children who are suddenly well when you reach the doctor’s office.
Omgosh these are all sooooo funny and true!! Laughing!!!
Paula
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Number 4, Law of Random Numbers is unfortunately very true, I did it just the other day! Number 6, I have stopped changing lines at the supermarket becuase I know what will happen!