Cosmic Laws 1

1. Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.


2. Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.

3. Law of Probability – The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of Random Numbers – If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal – and someone always answers.

6. Variation Law – If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

7. Law of the Bath – When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

8. Law of Close Encounters – The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

9. Law of the Result – When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, IT WILL!!!

10. Law of Bio-Mechanics – The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.


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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahaha. These are all so very true.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂
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  2. Slappy Bear
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    Law 7 is so true, it’s usually the telephone or someone knocking at the door, if it is the telephone, it’s usually a wrong number 😆
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  3. Art of RetroCollage
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    I use Law #9 to my advantage. Whenever my friend’s computer doesn’t work, I threaten to come over and fix it. That is usually enough to get the unruly machine to start cooperating. 🙂

  4. Joyce
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    The nonworking machines, reminds me of sick children who are suddenly well when you reach the doctor’s office.
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  5. Paula J says:

    Omgosh these are all sooooo funny and true!! Laughing!!!

    Paula
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  6. Number 4, Law of Random Numbers is unfortunately very true, I did it just the other day! Number 6, I have stopped changing lines at the supermarket becuase I know what will happen!
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