Could They Be Male or Female?

You might not know this…but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in…but you can see right through them.

HAMMERS: Male…. because in the last 5000 years…..they’ve hardly changed at all…and are occasionally handy to have around.

TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object… because to get them to go anywhere…..you have to light a fire under their arse.

SPONGES: These are female…because they are soft……squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES: Female…because they’re constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male… because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because….over time…all the weight shifts to the bottom.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off…it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed…but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male…but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it…and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push…he just keeps trying.

Hear endeth you Sunday Lesson go forth and do your business πŸ™‚


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  1. Steve says:

    Remote control – so true, so true.

    Have a great day!

    Steve

  2. Self Sagacity
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    Ohmigosh! The comparisons are so funny! I love the female ones, sponges also adsorb so much just like us females.
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  3. Twisting the Spanner says:

    Horrifying because it’s true. πŸ˜€
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  4. Con Artist Trickster
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    LOL! I wish I could argue with those.
    Air balloon and remote control?…Yep. πŸ™‚
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  5. AVCr8teur
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    They’re all funny because they’re all true! πŸ™‚
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  6. Greg says:

    Funny and so true, I like the ones about the photocopier and the remote. We never learn which buttons top push do we?

  7. Russ
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    They were all great Steve. I liked the remote and photo copier the best.

  8. Lainy says:

    LOL! I wouldn’t argue on all of the above. Everytime I get hold of the remote, I will always have to remember it’s female, haha!

  9. Comedy Plus
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    I don’t care for the egg timer one, but the rest of them make perfect sense.

    Have a great day. πŸ™‚
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