A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
‘Have you ever done anything of particular merit?’
St. Peter asked. ‘Well, I can think of one thing,’ the cowboy offered.
‘On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, ‘Now, back off or I’ll kick the fuck out of all of you!’
St. Peter was impressed, ‘When did this happen?’
‘Couple of minutes ago. 
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Twitter: SlappyBear
*giggle* Now that’s made my day
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Bwahahahahaha. Yep a couple of minutes ago indeed. Good one.
Have a terrific day.
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good one.
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Now that’s funny.
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That was good! LOL!
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LOL – thanks for the laughs
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