A Cowboy Goes To Heaven

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

‘Have you ever done anything of particular merit?’

St. Peter asked. ‘Well, I can think of one thing,’ the cowboy offered.

‘On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, ‘Now, back off or I’ll kick the fuck out of all of you!’

St. Peter was impressed, ‘When did this happen?’

‘Couple of minutes ago. 😯


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  1. Slappy Bear
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    *giggle* Now that’s made my day 😉 😉
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  2. carensmoja says:

    so funny, i’m sure to visit again… 🙂

  3. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahaha. Yep a couple of minutes ago indeed. Good one.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂
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  4. Mike Golch
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    good one.

  5. Mike
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    Now that’s funny.
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  6. Joyce
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    That was good! LOL!
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  7. Rhonda
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    LOL – thanks for the laughs 🙂
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  8. maggie winter
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    I’ve rushed round telling everyone this joke, excellent. Oh doesn’t a laugh make you feel good, you’re a public service:)