Diarrhea vs Gonorrhea

obituaryWhen the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea.

No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly,

‘You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea.’

The widow replied, ‘I nursed him night and day so of course I know he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit he always was.’ :mrgreen:


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  1. Comedy Plus
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    That’s one smart woman. I think. Bwahahahahahaha.

    Have a terrific day Steve. 🙂
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  2. Rosey says:

    Surely a thoughtful woman. 🙂

  3. I am embarrassed to admit that I laugh out loud.
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  4. Joyce
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    LOL. Great one!
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  5. maggie winter
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    Always well worth a visit to brighten a day, cheers.

  6. Rocks says:

    Smart wife!! 😀