In a Ladies toilet:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING – BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer’s field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR – THE BELL DOESN’T WORK)
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Do people read these signs before they print them?
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By the looks of it no, but i bet they feel a bit foolish after they realise how it looks :shook:
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Some of these are a bit funny, while others I wold think were simply a way to get a person’s interest in a service. Sort of a consumer mind-game.
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Either way they are quite amusing, mind you if that’s the case at least they have a sense of humour
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I was so down and low all day today but believe me you made me laugh tonight. I specially like the one about the step ladder and oh the repair shop with a broken doorbell.. So much so for being a repair shop..lol… glad I would be going to sleep tonight happy. Thanks
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Glad it cheered you up
i get so confused with all the different time zones lol
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Awesome.
Just today I saw (I know, it’s old, but it’s funny when you see it in real life) a chain-type barber shop that had a very large decal reading “$10″ in the window, and three doors down in the shopping plaza was a salon with a huge sign in the window saying, “We fix $10 haircuts.” I wish I’d had a camera with me. 
@ Angie
Brilliant! LOL do you think they get on?
thanks for sharing
I like the last one…;)
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Makes you wonder if they read it back to themselves lol
Hi Stevebethere, First time here and I must say I like your concept some of these are outrageously funny. I noticed one of your readers said that maybe it’s a way of getting a person’s interest in their service, well if that is the case…I would say it’s working!
Great post and enjoy your blog. jj
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Hi jj and welcome, thanks for stopping by and taking the time to comment it’s much appreciated.:-)
Steve
whew! it sure made me laugh and smile…most especially the last one. thanks for sharing.
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That was my favourite one
Wow, that was so amusing I just had to laugh. *sigh* Oh the irony of life…
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LOL
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