Did I Read That Sign Right?

In a Ladies toilet:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING – BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer’s field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR – THE BELL DOESN’T WORK)

🙂 🙂 Smile it’s tuesday 🙂 🙂

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  1. benwaynet says:

    Do people read these signs before they print them?
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    • stevebethere says:

      @ benwaynet
      By the looks of it no, but i bet they feel a bit foolish after they realise how it looks :shook:

  2. 113Tidbits
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    Some of these are a bit funny, while others I wold think were simply a way to get a person’s interest in a service. Sort of a consumer mind-game.
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    • stevebethere says:

      @113Tidbits
      Either way they are quite amusing, mind you if that’s the case at least they have a sense of humour 🙂

      thank you for taking the time to comment

      PS. thanks for the link i have added yours.

  3. I was so down and low all day today but believe me you made me laugh tonight. I specially like the one about the step ladder and oh the repair shop with a broken doorbell.. So much so for being a repair shop..lol… glad I would be going to sleep tonight happy. Thanks 😉
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    • stevebethere says:

      @ EihdraG
      Glad it cheered you up

      i get so confused with all the different time zones lol

      sleep well 🙂

  4. Awesome. 🙂 Just today I saw (I know, it’s old, but it’s funny when you see it in real life) a chain-type barber shop that had a very large decal reading “$10” in the window, and three doors down in the shopping plaza was a salon with a huge sign in the window saying, “We fix $10 haircuts.” I wish I’d had a camera with me. 🙂

    • stevebethere says:

      @ Angie
      Brilliant! LOL do you think they get on? 😉

      thanks for sharing 🙂

  5. lani says:

    I like the last one…;)
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  6. Hi Stevebethere, First time here and I must say I like your concept some of these are outrageously funny. I noticed one of your readers said that maybe it’s a way of getting a person’s interest in their service, well if that is the case…I would say it’s working!
    Great post and enjoy your blog. jj
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    • stevebethere says:

      @ jj-momscashblog
      Hi jj and welcome, thanks for stopping by and taking the time to comment it’s much appreciated.:-)

      Steve

  7. hj says:

    whew! it sure made me laugh and smile…most especially the last one. thanks for sharing. 😀
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  8. KlayeBlayk says:

    Wow, that was so amusing I just had to laugh. *sigh* Oh the irony of life…