Different Ways Of Looking At Things

Different ways at looking at thingsTwo guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and family values.
Bill said, ‘I didn’t sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?’
Larry replied, ‘I’m not sure, what was her maiden name?’
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Different ways at looking at things
A little boy went up to his father and asked: ‘Dad, where did my intelligence come from?’
The father replied. ‘Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.’
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Different ways at looking at things‘Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,’ the Divorce Court Judge said, ‘And I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week,’
‘That’s very fair, your honor,’ the husband said. ‘And every now and then I’ll try to send her a few bucks myself.’
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Different ways at looking at things
A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, ‘I don’t like the looks of your wife at all.’
‘Me neither doc,’ said the husband. ‘But she’s a great cook and really good with the kids.’
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  1. Rhonda Albom says:

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    LOL – the third was my favorite- gotta love the judge paying the wife 🙂 (It’s so easy to make fun of stupid people.)
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  2. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Perspective indeed. Loved them all and especially the last one.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. 🙂
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  3. mimi says:

    That last one reminds me of the “ugly girl” song.
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  4. Binky says:

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    There’s always plastic surgery.
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