Dinner Party

dinner partyMy wife hosted a dinner party for family far and wide and everyone was encouraged to bring all their children as well.

All during dinner my four-year-old niece stared at me sitting across from me, the girl could hardly eat her food for staring.

I checked my shirt for spots, felt my face for food, patted my hair in place but nothing stopped her from staring at me, I tried my best to just ignore her but finally it was too much for me.

I finally asked her “Why are you staring at me?” everyone at the table had noticed her behaviour and the table went quiet for her response, my little niece said ā€œIā€™m just waiting to see how you drink like a fish.ā€ šŸ™‚

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  1. Marcia says:

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    So funny & so true-to-life! šŸ˜€ A great reminder that we should be careful what we say in front of little ears! When we say Aunt Ethel has put on so much weight that she looks like a hippo– little Suzy is going to be remember & be excited to see a hippo at the next family gathering! šŸ™‚ Thanks for the great story!

  2. Rosey says:

    Ha! Out of the mouths of babes!

  3. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. Bless her little heart.

    Have a terrific day. šŸ™‚

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    That is hilarious, and actually a good reminder to watch what we say around kids.

  5. Agent 54 says:

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    LOL. I don’t want to see how you fart like a bear.

  6. Abelle ā”‚ The Wows! and Oops! of Life says:

    For her to say that, I wonder if you eat like a fish. Haha! ;o)

  7. Joyce says:

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    I’d like to see that, too.