My wife hosted a dinner party for family far and wide and everyone was encouraged to bring all their children as well.
All during dinner my four-year-old niece stared at me sitting across from me, the girl could hardly eat her food for staring.
I checked my shirt for spots, felt my face for food, patted my hair in place but nothing stopped her from staring at me, I tried my best to just ignore her but finally it was too much for me.
I finally asked her “Why are you staring at me?” everyone at the table had noticed her behaviour and the table went quiet for her response, my little niece said āIām just waiting to see how you drink like a fish.ā š
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Twitter ID: Blogitudes
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So funny & so true-to-life! š A great reminder that we should be careful what we say in front of little ears! When we say Aunt Ethel has put on so much weight that she looks like a hippo– little Suzy is going to be remember & be excited to see a hippo at the next family gathering! š Thanks for the great story!
Twitter ID: bethere2day
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I agree you never know what they will pick up, it always seems to be the embarrassing bits LOL.
Thanks for stopping by Marcia š
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Ha! Out of the mouths of babes!
Twitter ID: bethere2day
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Heheh!, thanks for your visits Rosey š
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Twitter ID: mycomedyplus
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Bwahahahahahahahaha. Bless her little heart.
Have a terrific day. š
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Twitter ID: bethere2day
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LOl indeed Sandee š
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Twitter ID: RhondaAlbom
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That is hilarious, and actually a good reminder to watch what we say around kids.
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Twitter ID: bethere2day
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I’m sure your girls have a few tales to tell Rhonda haha!
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Twitter ID: Agent_54
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LOL. I don’t want to see how you fart like a bear.
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For her to say that, I wonder if you eat like a fish. Haha! ;o)
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Twitter ID: bethere2day
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LOL I am a dainty eater šÆ
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Twitter ID: Joyce_Lansky
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I’d like to see that, too.
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