Divorce Italian Style

cokeA man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court in Italy, but the custody of their children posed a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story.
After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: “Your Honour, when I put a coin into a vending machine, and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or to the machine?”…He won 🙂

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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    Very twisted logic, clearly the judge was a man.
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  2. Rosey says:

    Italian reasoning. 😉 I know a couple and the man is Italian, he always jokes that his wife was just ‘the cow’ meant for breeding and milking. She laughs, I’m not sure he’s kidding. They have a lot of kids. 😉

  3. Stupid decision. It had to a woman judge. ha,ha,ha.

    Have a great Thursday Steveo my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  4. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Love this Steve.

    Have a coketastic day my friend. 🙂
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  5. mimi says:

    Funny but a little scary, too!
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