Doctor Geezers Clinic

laugh3He put a sign up outside that said: “Dr. Geezer’s clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000.”
Doctor “Young,” who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. so he went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic.
This is what transpired:

Dr. Young: “Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ??”
Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.”
Dr. Young: Aaagh !! — “This is Gasoline!”
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.”
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr Young: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”
Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Dr. Young: “Oh, no you don’t, — that is Gasoline!”
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: “My eyesight has become weak — I can hardly see anything !!!!
Dr. Geezer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that so, ” Here’s your $1000 back.” (giving him a $10 bill)
Dr. Young: “But this is only $10!”
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.” 😯

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  1. That Dr. Geezer is some great doctor. That will be $500.

    Have a great day stevebethere and you don’t really have to give me $500. Ha,ha,ha. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahahahaha. He better quit before he’s completely broke.

    Have a fantabulous day Steve. 🙂
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  3. Rhonda Albom says:

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    I can imagine this in a slapstick sitcom. So stupid it’s actually funny.
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  4. mimi says:

    Youth, don’t mess with wisdom!
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  5. Joyce says:

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    Stupid is as stupid does. HA. HA.
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