Murphy, I am going fishing 
tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients”.
“Yes, sir!” answers Murphy.
The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: “So, Murphy, how was your day?”
Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. “The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol.”
“Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?” asks the doctor
“The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir” says Murphy.
“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” asks the doctor.
“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she does. Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everyting including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: ‘HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen any man!’”
“Tunderin’ *^&%*#, Murphy, what did you do?” asks the doctor.
“I put drops in her eyes.” 
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Bwahahahahahahaha. Bless his heart.
Have a terrific day Steve.
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LMFAO – thats a cracker – must be the way you tell em lol
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hahaha.
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I’m sure he meant well. I would wonder about the intern, but that’s just me.
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What an icebreaker. Almost … my pants. Keep them coming.