Doctor In Dublin

Murphy, I am going fishing Doctor in Dublintomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients”.

“Yes, sir!” answers Murphy.

The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: “So, Murphy, how was your day?”

Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. “The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol.”

“Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?” asks the doctor

“The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir” says Murphy.

“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” asks the doctor.

“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she does. Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everyting including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: ‘HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen any man!'”

“Tunderin’ *^&%*#, Murphy, what did you do?” asks the doctor.

“I put drops in her eyes.” 🙄

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  1. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Bless his heart.

    Have a terrific day Steve. 🙂

  2. Ian@UnofficialChartBlog says:

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    LMFAO – thats a cracker – must be the way you tell em lol

  3. Mike says:

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    I’m sure he meant well. I would wonder about the intern, but that’s just me.

  4. Roaan@bass fishing prop baits says:

    What an icebreaker. Almost … my pants. Keep them coming.