Donations

laughing ChimpA driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the M25. Nothing was moving.
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?”
“Terrorists have kidnapped all of our MP’s during a sitting of Parliament, and they’re asking for a £100 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car collecting donations.”
“How much is everyone giving, on average?” the driver asks.
The man replies, “Roughly a gallon.” :mrgreen:


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  1. Comedy Plus
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    I’ll be glad to chip in too. Bwahahahahahahaha.

    Have a fabulous day. 🙂
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  2. mimi says:

    Sounds about right!
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  4. Rosey says:

    People are donating on the low side, from the talk you always hear. 🙂

  5. Suzanne Lucas
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    I’d donate more if the price of gas wasn’t so high… 😀
    Have a great day!

  6. Joyce
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    Oh, my. Not a popular group.
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