Don’t Lie To The Kids

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon ‘quick bout of love making’ with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Snickers Bar and tell him to report on all the Street activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

‘There’s a car being towed from the parking lot,’ he shouted.

‘An ambulance just drove by!’

‘Looks like the Anderson ‘s have company,’ he called out.

‘Matt’s riding a new bike!’

‘Looks like the Sanders are moving!’

‘Jason is on his skate board!

After a few moments he announced, ‘Mr and Mrs Cooper are getting it off!!’

Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!

Dad cautiously called out, ‘How do you know that?’

‘Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Snickers Bar!!!’


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  1. Russ
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    That was a good one Steve. Looks like the neighbors are all doing the same thing. Time for a different plan.LOL
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  2. Lainy says:

    Bwahahahahaha! Great one, Steve. You had me laughing after a long day’s hard work.

    See yah!

  3. Comedy Plus says:

    Bwahahahahaha. Yep that lets everyone know what going on in the neighborhood.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂
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  4. master blogger says:

    It made me laugh, snickers is really a very powerful chocolate! hahahaa

    Zero Dramas

  5. Mike
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    The things kids learn. Thanks for the laugh.
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  6. Self Deprecate Political Cartoons
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    Oh man that made me laugh and now I’m hungry.
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  7. Fluffy, what are they talking about? Silly, I think it’s about the birds and the bees. What do candy bars have to do with the birds and bees?
    I know, “It’s how they make Bit O Honey candy bars”. Bwahahahaha!

  8. Rhonda
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    Great joke 🙂
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