The Sad Elderly Lady

A 93-year-old woman was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor’s office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman.

The doctor said, ‘Your heart would be just below your left breast’.

Later that night……… she was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.

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  1. Yoli says:

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    Too funny! Thanks for visiting my blog earlier this week! Now following you on Networked Blogs.

  2. Joyce says:

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    So true at that age. LOL.

  3. Rick says:

    Ha ha that is so clever. At first I thought this could have been a true news story. I guess it’s possible….

  4. Shane says: