Ends With Tor

Little Johnny

A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with
“tor” that ate things.

The first little boy said, “Alligator.”
“Very good James, that’s a big word.”

The second boy said, “Predator.”
“ Yes, that’s another big word Alan. Very well done.”

Little Johnny says, “Vibrator.”

After nearly falling off her chair, she says,
“That is a big word Johnny, but it doesn’t eat anything.”

“ Well my mother has one and she says
it eats f**king batteries like there’s no tomorrow!” 🙄


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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahaha. Well bless his heart. I love Little Johnny jokes. They are always dicey.

    Have a fantabulous day Steve. 🙂
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  2. Ian@UnofficialChartBlog
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    LMFAO – Very clever – I was thinking Gladiator

  3. Joyce
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    Tee hee. Out of the mouths of babes!
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  4. Pearl says:

    Lol! That’s why parents should be extra careful with their language in front of the kids:)

  5. Shane
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    uh oh wouldn’t want to be the parent who gets that call.
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  6. Rhonda@Laugh-Quotes
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    Thanks for the laugh! This is really funny. I am still giggling. Hubby thinks I am nuts.
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