Environment Canada Forecast

2Late last fall, the Indians on a the Aamjiwnaang First Nation reservation in Grand Bend asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn’t tell what the winter was going to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared.

But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the Environment Canada Weather Service and asked, ‘Is the coming winter going to be cold?’

‘It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,’ the meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.

A week later, he called the Environment Canada Weather Service again. ‘Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?’ ‘Yes,’ the man at Weather Service again replied, ‘it’s going to be a very cold winter.’ The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.

Two weeks later, the chief called the Environment Canada Weather Service again. ‘Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?’ ‘Absolutely,’ the man replied. ‘It’s looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters we’ve ever seen.’ ‘How can you be so sure?’ the chief asked.

The weatherman replied, ‘The Indians are collecting a shitload of firewood’

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  1. Debbie says:

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    Hahaha! Funny, but you know this one hits very close to home. In fact, Grand Bend is only a couple of hours northwest of here and we’re in the middle of another bloody snowstorm! Your post was humour, but fact is, it’s been the coldest winter in over 20 years! Hope your rain has let up by now. Someone in northern England mentioned they were having lovely spring weather. Cheers!

    • stevebethere says:

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      The rain has eased now here at the moment the weather forecasters are excited because we are going to be hotter than Spain for all of 2 days then it’s back to normal LOL

      Thanks for sauntering by 😉

  2. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahahahaha. Well there you go.

    Have a fabulous day Steve. 🙂

  3. mimi says:

    Another good reason to know your sources! LOL

  4. Binky says:

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    They should know! Well, maybe.

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    This one is funny even when I know how it will end. Thanks for the mention.

  6. Rosey says:

    buwhahahahahaaa Well, careful where you look to for your advice, huh?? 🙂

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    That is a good one! I always enjoy reading your jokes here. Have a terrific day!

  8. LoL. Good one!! From the pillar to post – so to speak!

  9. Joyce says:

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    Ha! Good one.