Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Twitter ID: bethere2day
The
one has always puzzled me. 😕
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I don’t know why I can’t put on mascara with my mouth closed. I’ll try later on today. Bwahahahahaha.
Have a terrific day. 🙂
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@ Comedy Plus
Now i bet that would be worth watching lol
thanks for your regular comments 🙂
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@ Ryan
LOL @ assteroids, although i’m sure that wouldn’t be piles of fun 😉
good one
thanks for contributing your why? lol
Is that a picture of you Steve in the post?
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@ Ian
Yes and it’s been hair brushed lol 😯
Twitter ID: miadsoriano
hahaha! this is so funny! reading all those statements made me even wonder MORE about trivial (that’s what i thought!) things. thanks for the needed laughing break 🙂
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@ mama mia
Glad it gave you a laugh 🙂
thanks for taking the time to comment
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
That is definitely something to think about. 🙂
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@ KlayeBlayk
He was a creature lover is all i can come up with 🙂