Ever Wonder

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?

Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Have you ever wondered why?

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  1. stevebethere
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    Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed….

    one has always puzzled me. 😕

  2. Comedy Plus
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    I don’t know why I can’t put on mascara with my mouth closed. I’ll try later on today. Bwahahahahaha.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂
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  3. stevebethere
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    @ Ryan
    LOL @ assteroids, although i’m sure that wouldn’t be piles of fun 😉

    good one

    thanks for contributing your why? lol

  4. Ian@Unofficial Chart Blog says:

    Is that a picture of you Steve in the post?

  5. mama mia
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    hahaha! this is so funny! reading all those statements made me even wonder MORE about trivial (that’s what i thought!) things. thanks for the needed laughing break 🙂
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  6. stevebethere
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    @ mama mia
    Glad it gave you a laugh 🙂

    thanks for taking the time to comment

  7. KlayeBlayk says:

    Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

    That is definitely something to think about. 🙂