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1. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
2. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
3. A backward poet writes inverse.
4. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.
5. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
6. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris , you’d be in Seine .
7. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says ‘Dam!’
8. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
9. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, ‘I’ve lost my electron.’ The other says ‘Are you sure?’ The first replies, ‘Yes, I’m positive.’
10. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
I hope at least one of the puns made you laugh…. No pun in ten did.
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I like all these, Steve!
Happy Silly Sunday-ing ;o)
Groan! Thanks for the pun ishment. (I just had to say it)
Have a Punnt Weekahead!
Steve
HOLLYHOCKS!
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My favorite: When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. Bwahahahahahahaha.
Have a terrific Silly Sunday. 🙂
Comedy Plus also recently posted..Silly Sunday #91
These are great and the ‘inverse’ is my fave. 🙂
Twitter ID: Joyce
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I heard when the cannibals ate the clown, they said he tasted funny.
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lol at small medium at large!!! 😀
Thankful for these kind of blogs..source of laughter every morning.
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Dare I admit, I actually laughed out loud at a few of these.
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