Excuse The Puns | Part 1

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

PMS jokes aren’t funny; period.

6 Responses to “Excuse The Puns | Part 1”

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  1. Ian@Unofficial Chart Blog says:

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    OMG – They are hilariously funny.

  2. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahaha. Makes perfect sense to me.

    Have a terrific day. ๐Ÿ™‚

  3. Judy says:

    Pretty funny. Enjoyed them

  4. Don E. Chute says:

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    Bakers Puns are the best…unless you’d rather have a Nun Pun…I should have quit when your Puns were done ๐Ÿ™‚

    PLU from Sunny SoFl.

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  6. Shane says:

    That was puntastic!