Excuse The Puns | Part 3

All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the creapes.

Velcro — what a rip off!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government’s fault.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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  1. Joyce
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    Baaaaaaad. Thanks for sharing.

  2. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahaha. I love these. Just saying.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

  3. Shane
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    Luv puns these are great.