Excuse The Puns | Part 3

All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the creapes.

Velcro — what a rip off!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government’s fault.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.



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  1. Joyce
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    May 28, 2012 at 6:57 pm

    Baaaaaaad. Thanks for sharing.

  2. Comedy Plus
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    May 29, 2012 at 1:50 am

    Bwahahahaha. I love these. Just saying.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

  5. Shane
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    June 7, 2012 at 7:30 pm

    Luv puns these are great.