Iread in a newspaper last week that the African country Malawi are thinking of outlawing the act of breaking wind, yes punishing citizens that have a good bumquake, it said the Malawi’s government plan to punish persistent offenders how the hell would they police that and how could you stop someone doing what comes naturally.
It could lead to fart wars fart in a crowded place and blame it on the nearest man/woman next to you and watch them being carted of to the fart court, Malawi would probably become a nation of silent farters which kind of takes the fun out of farting i don’t see the point if no one can hear it and give you a dirty look, i can just imagine a fart court all fitted out with lovely ornate air fresheners and the judge sitting there with one by his side just in case.
If i lived in Malawi i would just move into the court because i would most likely spend most of my time being on fart arrest
Apparently these courts will also deal with other misdemeanors, including
Pretending to be a fortune teller cracked me up, i can just imagine someone pretending to be a fortune teller with a hand over a fake crystal ball insulting the modesty of the lady being told her fortune and telling her she is about to fart then challenging her to a farting duel, they would both be marched to the court and triple fined.
Can you imagine two police officers out patrolling they get two call outs at once one for a mugging the other because someone has farted it must be such a bind choosing which one to prioritise, personally for me it would be a no brainer it would definitely be the mugging just in case i couldn’t stand the smell if i chose the other.
Feel free to leave a comment on any windy experiences, funniest one will be the next bethere2day’s blog of the week,
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