Fart-tastic

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The Lady

The Lady

A woman walks into Harrods she looks around, and spots a beautiful diamond bracelet in a display cabinet and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near, as she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

The Salesman

The Salesman

Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Harrods. He politely greets lady with, ‘Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?
Blushing and uncomfortable, but, still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little ‘incident’, she asks, ‘What is the price of this lovely bracelet please?’ he answers, “Madam – if you farted just looking at it – you’re going to shit yourself when I tell you the price!”


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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Yep, he noticed.

    Have a farttastic day Steve. 🙂
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  2. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Yep, i’ll bet it’s worth more than she has in her!
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  3. Rosey says:

    Wonder if she stuck around to hear the price? hahaha

    Harrod’s is a store to beat all stores!! You’ve given me shopping fever just thinking about it, good thing it’s so far away. 🙂

  4. Rhonda Albom
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    LOL – total humiliation 🙂 Thanks for the laugh 🙂
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  5. JamericanSpice
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    That is too funny! I guess she left all snooty like and more red? 🙂

  6. XmasDolly
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    Are you kiddin’ me? bwahahahahahah LMAO ROFL LOL You are so bad! hahahaha Have a great weekend! LOl

  7. Woodsterman says:

    I didn’t realize jewelry shopping could be such a messy affair.