Fast Thinking Aussie

laugh3An elderly farmer in the Northern Territory had a large pond down by his fruit orchard. One evening he decided to go down to the pond and took a twelve litre bucket to pick some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard female voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in the pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!”
The old man thought for a second and said, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim or to make you get out of the pond naked.”
Holding the bucket up he said, ‘I’m here to feed the crocodile!’
Moral: Old men can still think fast. 😉

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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    Brilliant, and he got his reward, I am sure.
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  2. Comedy Plus
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    He was only thinking of the end game. Bwahahahahahahahaha.

    Have a fabulous day Steve. 🙂
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  3. mimi says:

    He got more than he bargained for that day, just while doing the chores!
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  4. Mian says:

    Hahahahaha……….Good one! Keep Writing!
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