Three men were captured by female savages and were told their dicks would be removed in a manner appropriate to their jobs.
First man was a lumberjack, they said his would be chopped off,
The second man was a butcher they said his would be sliced off.
The third man rolled about in hysterics! his captors asked what was so funny?
He replied: I work for Dyson!
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Twitter ID: mycomedyplus
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I had to look up Dyson. Okay I get it now, so that will take about a minute or so. Bwahahahahaha.
Have a terrific day. 🙂
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Twitter ID: bethere2day
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@ CP
Heheh!
Thanks Sandee for letting me know i wasn’t sure where they are sold i have now linked it 🙂
Twitter ID: grampyandyou
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Good one Steve. I am afraid I had to check out your picture also.
Twitter ID: bethere2day
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@ Russ
It’s my fault Russ i just assumed Dyson hoovers were everywhere lol
That’s a good one, I have to admit it took a minute, but after I got it I laughed for a couple of minutes. Truly a classic. Thanks for displaying my ad!
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Twitter ID: bethere2day
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@ Greg
Glad you worked it out greg i didn’t mean it to turn out to be a joke and puzzle in one lol
Your welcome about the banner 🙂
Twitter ID: zach_june
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Hi Steve! 😀
Thank you very much for making my blog “bethere2day’s blog choice of the week!!!”. I highly appreciate it! 🙂 😉
As for this post, it surely is funny. I couldn’t imagine to work for Dyson. LOL
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Twitter ID: donechute
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Wow Steve and I thought I had problems….
Thanks for the yuckyuck:>)
It’s good to be back!
PLU
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I had to click on Wikipedia before it sank in, LOL! You always make my day Steve. Thanks for a good laugh.
Twitter ID: shaxx
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i had to checkout what Dyson is. Got it now. LOL!
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