Females Threaten To Cut Mens Assets

Three men were captured by female savages and were told their dicks would be removed in a manner appropriate to their jobs.

First man was a lumberjack, they said his would be chopped off,

The second man was a butcher they said his would be sliced off.

The third man rolled about in hysterics! his captors asked what was so funny?
He replied: I work for Dyson!


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  1. Comedy Plus says:

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    I had to look up Dyson. Okay I get it now, so that will take about a minute or so. Bwahahahahaha.

    Have a terrific day. πŸ™‚
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  2. Russ says:

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    Good one Steve. I am afraid I had to check out your picture also.

  3. Greg says:

    That’s a good one, I have to admit it took a minute, but after I got it I laughed for a couple of minutes. Truly a classic. Thanks for displaying my ad!
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  4. stevebethere says:

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    @ Greg
    Glad you worked it out greg i didn’t mean it to turn out to be a joke and puzzle in one lol

    Your welcome about the banner πŸ™‚

  5. June Zach (Fledgling Blogger) says:

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    Hi Steve! πŸ˜€
    Thank you very much for making my blog “bethere2day’s blog choice of the week!!!”. I highly appreciate it! πŸ™‚ πŸ˜‰

    As for this post, it surely is funny. I couldn’t imagine to work for Dyson. LOL
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  6. Don E Chute says:

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    Wow Steve and I thought I had problems….
    Thanks for the yuckyuck:>)

    It’s good to be back!

    PLU
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  7. Lainy says:

    I had to click on Wikipedia before it sank in, LOL! You always make my day Steve. Thanks for a good laugh.

  8. papabear says:

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    i had to checkout what Dyson is. Got it now. LOL!
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