Ferret & Knackers

GenieTwo Aussies, Ferret & Knackers, were adrift in a life boat.

While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, Ferret stumbled across an old lamp.

He rubbed it vigorously, sure enough out popped a genie! This genie, however, was a little different. He stated he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Without giving much thought, Ferret blurted out “Turn the entire ocean into beer. Make that Victoria Bitter!”

The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea turned into that hard-earned thirst quencher. The genie vanished.
Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. Knackers looked disgustedly at Ferret whose wish it was that had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment. Knackers said, “Nice going Dickhead! Now we’re going to have to p*ss in the boat.”

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  1. Rosey says:

    But what about all the things in the water? They’re not coming up to the boat when it’s their turn. 😉

  2. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. Well imagine that.

    Have a supertastic day. 🙂
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  3. Rhonda Albom
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    Those Aussies aren’t too smart, are they 🙂
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  4. Unofficial Chart Blog
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    LMFAO – Well it’s better to pee in the ocean than to add to it’s saltyness.

  5. Joyce
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    Sure don’t want to do it in the ocean.
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