The Fireman

FiremanA Fireman came home from work one day and told his wife, ‘You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:
BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we’re on the fire truck ready to go.

‘From now on when I say BELL 1 I want you to strip naked.
When I say BELL 2 I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say BELL 3 We are going to make love all night.

‘ The next night he came home from work and yelled ‘ BELL 1!’ The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled ‘BELL 2!’, the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled ‘BELL 3!’, they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled ‘BELL 4!’
‘What the hell is BELL 4?’ asked the husband?
ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,’ she replied ‘YOU’RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.’ :mrgreen:


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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    LOL – Serves him right for being so demanding. Thanks for the laughs.
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  2. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. That’s a good one Steve.

    Have a fabulous day. 🙂
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  3. mimi says:

    She’s quick thinking! LOL

  4. Sarah says:

    Haha, funny 🙂
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  5. Joyce
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    LOL! That’s a good one.
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