A Fireman came home from work one day and told his wife, ‘You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:
BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we’re on the fire truck ready to go.
‘From now on when I say BELL 1 I want you to strip naked.
When I say BELL 2 I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say BELL 3 We are going to make love all night.
‘ The next night he came home from work and yelled ‘ BELL 1!’ The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled ‘BELL 2!’, the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled ‘BELL 3!’, they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled ‘BELL 4!’
‘What the hell is BELL 4?’ asked the husband?
ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,’ she replied ‘YOU’RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.’