Five Surgeons

Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, ‘I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.’

The second responds, ‘Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.’

The third surgeon says, ‘No, I really think Librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.’

The fourth surgeon chimes in, ‘You know I like Construction Workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.’

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, ‘You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts – the mouth and the arse – and they are interchangeable’

I agree with the fifth surgeon 😯

17 Responses to “Five Surgeons”

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  1. June Zach says:

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    Hahahaha! Nice one! You just made my day, Steve! 😀 😉

  2. Don E. Chute says:

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    LMAO, I love a good laugh in the morning!

    I wish I could remember these jokes when I need to tell one.



  3. Marg says:

    That is good. Great to have a good laugh in the morning. Everybody sure picks on politicians, don’t they.
    Have a great day.

  4. stevebethere says:

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    @ Marg
    That’s so true Marg and the British ones deserve it lol

  5. blogwithric says:

    Your post really made me laugh! I’m very sure the surgeons are referring to politicians from the Philippines. They’re so dumb and so preoccupied in looting government coffers like its their personal bank accounts. Then they flaunt it for the world to see how corrupt they are by building these sprawling mansions and fleet of expensive cars.

  6. Jaguar Replacement Parts says:

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    hahaha that was hilarious!!! definitely agree with the 5th doc 😉

  7. Sourav @ Tech N Blogging says:

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    Haha!!Great one Steve…everybody picks on the politicians, no matter from which country they are. 😛

  8. Craigslist Pittsburgh says:

    hahaha good post.i think fifth surgeon is right politicians is best for the operate.thanks for the this funny post.

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    That sums up politicians perfectly and especially British one’s. Wise words indeed…