Football Boots

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman’s husband also comes home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there.

After a little while the little boy says, ‘Dark in here.

The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything, let alone from a little boy says,
‘Yes, it is.’
Boy – ‘I have a football.’
Man – ‘That’s nice.’
Boy – ‘Want to buy it?’
Man – ‘No, thanks.’
Boy – ‘My dad’s outside.’
Man – ‘OK, how much?’
Boy – ‘$ 250’

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.

Boy – ‘Dark in here.’
Man – ‘Yes, it is.’
Boy – ‘I have football boots.’

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, ‘OK How much this time?’

Boy – ‘$ 750’
Man – ‘Sold.’

A few days later, the boys’ father says to the boy, ‘Grab your boots and football, let’s go outside and have a game of soccer.

The boy says, ‘I can’t, I sold my ball and boots.’ The father asks, ‘How much did you sell them for and to who?’

The boy says, ‘To a friend of mine for a $ 1,000..’

The father says, ‘That’s a terrible thing to do, overcharging your friend like that’. ‘That’s four times what they cost when they were new, I’m going to take you to church and make you confess your terrible sins.’

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, ‘Dark in here’..

The priest says, ‘Don’t start that shit again you little prick, you’re in my cupboard now’!!

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  1. Don E. Chute
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    Too Cheap! He could have got more.

    PLU!

  2. Greg says:

    This kid is buying his way to heaven that’s for sure!

  3. Mici @ Click On Portal
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    Now that’s a smart little kid! Reminds me very much of myself, yep!

    Well, technically not the hiding in the cupboard and overcharging people… more of finding a good thing in weird (or not ideal) situations. 🙂

    Like the fact that just recently a contest of mine was technically a flop, but now I really really think it’s a good thing it turned out that way.

    BTW, real sexy banner in the upper right corner. 😛
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  4. stevebethere says:

    @ Click On Portal

    BTW, real sexy banner in the upper right corner

    Your not being bias are you by any chance? pmsl 😉

  5. Mici @ Click On Portal
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    I actually didn’t know what pmsl stands for, so searched Google, took me 2 seconds, very brilliant invention by the way….

    and yeah…..

    kinda didn’t wanna know. XD

    And I’m not biased at all! Only saying so cause it’s true =P
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    • stevebethere says:

      @ Mici
      It’s the ones they use in forums a lot i don’t know and have to keep looking up. 😯

  6. MiciROX
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    What kind of forums do you read??!

    lmao XD kidding. I bet they’re really funny ones. =)
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    • stevebethere says:

      @ Mici
      LOL,

      I don’t really use any anymore unfortunately some have gone now the only few i read is if i need help with anything or if i am going to buy something, they can be invaluable in that sense.

      PS. Or if i want to sell some football boots 😯 j/k