Getting Married

pharmacistJack, age 92, and Gill, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in.

Jack addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?”
The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”
Jack: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”
Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”
Jack: “How about medicine for circulation?”
Pharmacist: “All kinds”
Jack: “Medicine for rheumatism?”
Pharmacist: “Definitely.”
Jack: “How about suppositories?”
Pharmacist: “Yes”
Jack: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer’s?”
Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety. The works.”
Jack: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”
Pharmacist: “Absolutely.”
Jack: “Everything for heartburn and indigestion?”
Pharmacist: “We do…”
Jack: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?”
Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes.”
Jack: “Adult incontinence pants?”
Pharmacist: “Yes.”
Jack: “Then we’d like to use this store for our wedding presents list..”

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  1. Suzanne Lucas says:

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    Who needs expensive china when you can get incontinence products as a wedding gift? It’s all about priorities.

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    That sounds like a great bridal registry.

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  3. Rocks says:

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    A unique wedding registry..hahahaha!! but that’s gonna be so useful for the couple 🙂

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    Cute. Many years ago my then 82 year old grandma married an 89 year old man. Maybe they should have read this first.

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  5. Joyce says:

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    Looks like a good place to register.

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  6. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahahahaha. I love it.

    Have a fabulous day Steve. 🙂

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  7. Carol says:

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    LOL! I was wondering where these questions were leading.

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  8. Abelle │ The Wows! and Oops! of Life says:

    He’s smart . . . . . and practical! Haha! ;o)

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