Golf And The Cow

GolfA man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, ‘What happened to YOU?’
‘Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.’ ‘I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it – stuck right in the middle of the cow’s arse.
Still holding the cow’s tail up, I yelled to my wife, ‘Hey, this looks like yours!’ ”I don’t remember much after that’. 😯

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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    I’ll bet that didn’t go over well.
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  2. Rosey says:

    lol talk about a misunderstanding!

  3. Did his wife find his ball? It might be in front of her ball. ha,ha,ha.

    Have a golfer’s dream Thursday Steveo. See ya my friend.

    Cruisin Paul

  4. Cascia Talbert
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    That is funny! Enjoy the rest of your day.

  5. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Not a pretty sight at all. The cows behind that is.

    Have a golftastic day Steve. 🙂
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  6. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Next time, i think he’ll claim that ball himself!
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