Golf Humour

TeeOn a golf tour in Newfoundland , pro golfer Mike Weir drives his new Ford Fusion into a
gas station in a remote part of town.

The Irish pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a
typical Newfoundland manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
“How’s she cuttin” by, says the attendant.

Mike nods a quick ‘hello,’ and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

“What are dose?” asks the attendant. “They’re called tees,” replies Mike.

“Well, what on God’s earth are dey fur?” inquires the attendant..

“They’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving”, says Mike.

“By tunderin’ Jaysus,” says the attendant, “Ford tinks of everyting!” 😯

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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Yes Ford thinks of everything. He’s blonde too right?

    Have a fabulous weekend. 🙂
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  2. I saw that one coming, yet I still laughed. Gotta love that Irish accent too.
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  3. Abelle │ The Wows! and Oops! of Life says:

    You got to be clear ;o)
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  4. Joyce
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    They sure do!
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  5. Agent 54
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    Love my Ford. Actually Mercury Mountaineer.
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  6. hahahaha nice one!
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