Tittertastic Saturday – The Golf Lesson

female golferA guy’s been trying to teach his wife to golf, but he’s not having much success, he decides to get her some pro lessons at his club.
She shows up for the lesson, and the pro says “Let’s see your swing”. she takes a swipe at it, and it’s not too bad. “OK, let’s see you tee-off one time”, and tees up a ball for her. She swings, and it’s a 125 yard slice.
“Let me see that again”. He tees up another ball for her, she hits it, and same thing- slice right.
The pro thinks a bit, and says “I think it’s your grip; it may be too firm”. He tees up another ball, saying “Tell you what. Try holding the club just like you’d hold your husband’s “member”. She swings again, and this time it’s 200+ yards straight down the middle!
“That’s much better. Now, take the club out of your mouth and hold it like this…” :mrgreen: 😯

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  1. Oh my goodness. That had to an iron. Let’s see her do it again but this time with a driver and she do it for 18 holes? Ha,ha,ha. You got to love golf. I do!

    Have a day golf without sex my friend Steveo. Maybe even getting a hole in one. LOL.

    Cruisin Paul
    ( I’m a dirty boy )

  2. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. I didn’t see that coming.

    Have a tittertastic day my friend. 🙂
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  3. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! That’s some grip!
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