Golfers Lunch

GolfA foursome of golfers, all in their 40’s, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because the waitresses were young, good looking, had big breasts and wore short-shorts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the golfing buddies once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because the food and service was good, they had many televisions to watch the games on, and the beer selection was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60, the foursome again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because there was plenty of parking, they could dine in peace, and it was good value for the money.

Ten years later, at age 70, they discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because they had never been there before. 😮 :mrgreen:


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  1. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. Bless their hearts.

    Have a hootertastic day Steve. 🙂
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    That is a good one!
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  3. How could they forget Hooters? I went once with my wife and I definitely have forgotten about Hooters. ( not really ) WOW!
    Have a wonderful Hooters day Stevebethere, See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  4. Joyce says:

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    I’d laugh but this is hitting too close to home with my fil.
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  5. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! And they probably tell their wives they go for the wings!

  6. Rhonda Albom says:

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    I would think they would remember the big breasts regardless of their age.
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