Four old friends were playing their weekly game of golf, nne remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his pals and play a round.

His friends all chimed in and said, “Let’s do it! We’ll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning.”

Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course.

The first player says, “Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my
wife such a diamond ring that she can’t take her eyes off it.”

The second guy says, “I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning
the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures.”

The third man says “Well my wife is at home admiring her new car,
reading the manual.”

They all turned to the last one of the group who is staring at them
like they have lost their minds.

“I can’t believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I
slapped my wife on the arse and said, Well babe, Merry Christmas! It’s
a great morning for sex or golf,” and all she said was, “You’ll
need a jumper!” 😯

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  1. Rhonda says:

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    LOL – great joke. Just an FYI – when I lived in the states I had no idea that a jumper was a jacket. 🙂

  2. Slappy Bear says:

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    😆 I’ll think of this every time I pass by a golf course now, specially at Christmas 😉

  3. Steve says:

    Sex wearing a sweater or pull over? Hmm… Gotta think about that one. Must be cold there. LOL

    Have a great day!

  4. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahaha. That last guy knows how to save money and still get to do what he wants. Love it.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

  5. Joyce says:

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    Funny. Whatever works.