Golfing Accident

A golfer accidentally overturned his cart (buggy).

Elizabeth, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and yelled over to him.

“Hey, are you okay? What’s your name?”

“Not sure, but my name is Johnny,” he replied.

“Johnny, come on up here, and let me check you out.

“That’s mighty nice of you,” Johnny answered, “but I don’t think my wife would like it.”

“Aw come on,” Elizabeth insisted. She was very pretty and persuasive.

“Well okay,” Johnny finally agreed. “But my wife isn’t going to like it.”

After a few drinks, Elizabeth showed Johnny a very special time.

Johnny got dressed and started to leave. “I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be real upset.”

“Don’t be foolish!” Elizabeth said with a sexy smile. “She won’t know about us, by the way, where is she?”

“Under the cart!”

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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Yep, he’s in big trouble. Big trouble. I’m glad he’s married to someone else too. Bwahahahahahahaha.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂
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    I know I wouldn’t like it if I were his wife.
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  3. Don E. Chute
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    LMFAO…’Under The Cart!’ damn that was a good one! Still laughing…

    Taker easy B2…PLU from SSF
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  4. LOL
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