Guts And Balls

Medical distinction between Guts and Balls

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We’ve all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS – Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: ‘Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?’

BALLS – Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: ‘You’re next, Chubby.’

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death. 😯

🙂 Have a great week 🙂

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  1. Anu @ New Trends
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    Ha Ha Ha!! Nice explanation for difference.
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  2. Russ
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    Yes I agree. What ever method youuse death will soon follow. Or possibly dismemberment.

  3. Firenze says:

    That is just too much, LMAO. Great definitions because some people do get confused!

  4. Comedy Plus says:

    Bwahahahahahaha. Yep they end up the very same.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂
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  5. Mike Golch
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    yep,that true.
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  6. Don E. Chute
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    ‘Guts and Balls’ in that scenario leaves you with a 100% chance of being left screaming like a little girl.

    ‘A man’s got to know his limitations’ [thank you Dirty Harry]. My choice would have been to keep both intact and just stay out with the guys!

    Happy Trails…
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  7. Not always death. Remember Lorena Bobbitt’s solution?

    Thanks for the chuckle
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  8. Zach
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    Hahaha! Funny! What’s the difference again? LOL
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  9. Self Sagacity
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    Glad I picked this one to view. It’s so funny, but I surely hope I don’t have either one of those for a husband. 🙂

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  10. Lainy says:

    Hahahaha! I can’t stop laughing out here! Now I know the difference. Good one Steve!