Hair Removal

SchnauzerMy wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some “Nair” hair remover and rub it in the dog’s ears once a month.

Andrea went to the store and bought some “Nair” hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, “If you’re going to use this under your arms, don’t use deodorant for a few days.”
Andrea said, “I’m not using it under my arms.”
The pharmacist said, “If you’re using it on your legs, don’t use body lotion for a couple of days.”
Andrea replied, “I’m not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I’m using it on my Schnauzer.”
The pharmacist says, “Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week.

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  1. Slappy Bear
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    Oh dear, oh dear. Very funny though, must remember this one for my fellow furry friends πŸ˜‰
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  2. Rosey says:

    Sound advice!

    My mother-in-law had a dog just like that one in the pic., for years! He was a little sweetie too!

  3. Jay @craftyspices
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    LOL… OMG that sure is a smart pharmacist…

  4. Comedy Plus
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    So that’s what it’s called. Bwahahahahahahaha.

    Have a fabulous day Steve. πŸ™‚
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  5. Patricia
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    Get out of here!! That did not really happen…. did it?! I burst out laughing . Laughter releases “feel good” chemicals called endorphins..ergo… thanks for making me feel good!!!

  6. Monica
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    Bwhaaaaa…..OK, I am totally laughing out loud right now, that is hilarious!
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  7. Agent 54
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    I’ll never see a Schnauzer the same way again.
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  8. Rhonda@Laugh-Quotes
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    I never heard it called that before.
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  9. Traveling Cats
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    Cute dog you have.
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  10. Abelle β”‚ The Wows! and Oops! of Life says:

    Haha! Andrea must be scratching her head trying not to laugh hard ;o)
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  11. Joyce
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    That’s pretty funny.
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