Hard Decision

ShockedBusiness was terrible and not picking up. The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers..
Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss approached her and said, ” Debra, I’ve never done this before but I have to either lay you or Jack off.”
Could you jack off?” she says, —- “I feel like sh!t.” 😯 😛


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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. Love this one Steve.

    Thanks for featuring me too. I forget to mention that the other day. You rock.

    Have a fabulous day. 🙂
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  2. Rhonda Albom
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    LOL – grammar matters, doesn’t it.
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  3. Love it, love it, love it. I wonder what Jack would have said if he had been the first one at the water cooler? Interesting! Ha,ha,ha.

    Have a cool ( er ) Thursday stevebethere. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  4. mimi says:

    Somehow i have the feeling, after that mistake, she’s going to be glad she’s not working there any more!
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  5. Joyce
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    Whoa. Funny play on words.
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