He Needed Urgent Medical Treatment

A guy goes hunting. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over and discharged shooting himself in the genitals.

Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.

“Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot.”

“What’s the bad news?” asked the hunter.

“The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis which left quite a few holes in it. I’m going to have to refer you to my sister.”

“Well I guess that isn’t too bad,” the hunter replied. “Is your sister a plastic surgeon?”

Not exactly,” answered the doctor. “She’s a flute player in the Boston Symphony Orchestra. She’s going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don’t piss in your eye.” 😯

πŸ™‚ OUCH!…..Have a Wicked Wednesday πŸ™‚

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  1. Greg says:

    Bwaaaaa… She must be a great flute player!
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  2. kinky Perry says:

    Well, tickle my fancy!

  3. The Painted Veil says:

    LOL…this is definitely a laugh out loud one!!
    Have a great day and stay away from guns!
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  4. The Painted Veil says:

    Oh Wow…thank you so much for the highlight. I truly appreciate it!!
    Wow…thanks so so much!!:D
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  5. Mike Golch
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    man oh man,I’m glad I’m not that guy.

  6. Zach
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    Such a poor guy!
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  7. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahaha. You’re so bad.

    Have a terrific day. πŸ™‚
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  8. Peter J
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    Lol that was another epic post xD
    Thanks for that

  9. Russ
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    Good one Steve. Now he has to learn to play a musical instrument.

  10. I suppose he should be grateful that he didn’t lose any of his fingers then he would have been totally screwed!
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  11. Art of RetroCollage
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    Lol! A good laugh is a nice way to start the day.

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