A guy goes hunting. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over and discharged shooting himself in the genitals.
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.
“Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot.”
“What’s the bad news?” asked the hunter.
“The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis which left quite a few holes in it. I’m going to have to refer you to my sister.”
“Well I guess that isn’t too bad,” the hunter replied. “Is your sister a plastic surgeon?”
Not exactly,” answered the doctor. “She’s a flute player in the Boston Symphony Orchestra. She’s going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don’t piss in your eye.” 😯
Bwaaaaa… She must be a great flute player!
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@ Greg
The best lol
Well, tickle my fancy!
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@ kinky Perry
LOL
LOL…this is definitely a laugh out loud one!!
Have a great day and stay away from guns!
Jackie:-)
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@ TPV
I promise i will 🙂
Oh Wow…thank you so much for the highlight. I truly appreciate it!!
Wow…thanks so so much!!:D
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@ TPV
Your welcome Jackie 🙂
Twitter ID: mjgowho
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man oh man,I’m glad I’m not that guy.
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@ Mike
LOL me too Mike 🙂
Twitter ID: zach_june
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Such a poor guy!
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@ Zach
Let’s hope he picks up the flute lessons easy 🙂
Twitter ID: mycomedyplus
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Bwahahahaha. You’re so bad.
Have a terrific day. 🙂
Twitter ID: ideasbubble
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Lol that was another epic post xD
Thanks for that
Twitter ID: grampyandyou
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Good one Steve. Now he has to learn to play a musical instrument.
Twitter ID: london_is_cool
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I suppose he should be grateful that he didn’t lose any of his fingers then he would have been totally screwed!
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Lol! A good laugh is a nice way to start the day.
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