He Said She Said

For the ladies

He said to me . … . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it
I said to him …. .. . You wear pants don’t you?

He said to me … . ……… Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said to him .. That’s a good idea – you stand by the stove and sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart

He said to me. … What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . ….. Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. ….. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
I said to him … . They don’t have time.

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. .. I don’t know; it has never happened.

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

He said to me…What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said to him. . .. A widow.

He said to me…. Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him … . .. Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed….Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.

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  1. Russ
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    That last one really cracked me up. They were all good.
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  2. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahaha. I love them all.

    Have a terrific day Steve. 🙂
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  3. VampireWiki Blog
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    But it would get cold without pants on 😛

  4. Joyce
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    This was funny. I especially like one about the sensitive, caring, and good looking men.
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  5. Rhonda@Kibitz Spot
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    LOL – Thanks for the giggles. I am with Russ on this one – last one is my favorite.
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