Tittertastic Saturday – Helpdesk Advice

shocked mumThe phone rings and the lady of the house answers,

“Hello.”
“Mrs. Sanders, please.”
“Speaking.”
“Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory.
When your husband’s doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well…
We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good.”
“What do you mean?” Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
“Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer’s and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can’t tell which is which.”
“That’s dreadful! Can you do the test again?” asked Mrs. Sanders
“Normally we can, but MEDICARE will only pay for these expensive tests once..”
“Well, what am I supposed to do now?”
“The MEDICARE Helpdesk recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don’t sleep with him πŸ‘Ώ 😯

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8 Responses to “Tittertastic Saturday – Helpdesk Advice”

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  1. Dah, maybe she can’t figure out which one is her husband. What happens if she already has Alzheimer’s Right? LOL

    Have a clever Saturday Steveo . See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    PS I already know which woman is my wife that sleeps with me. She calls me Paul. ha,ha,ha. See ya.

  2. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahahaha. Well there is a solution to this problem that makes sense.

    Have a fabulous day Steve. πŸ™‚
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  3. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! She needs to take that advice!
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  4. Rhonda
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    Poor Mr. Sanders. πŸ™‚
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