Heaven

Men In heaven

When everyone on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise , God appeared and said, “I want the men to make two lines. One line is for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter.”

Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 10,000 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

God said, “You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him.”

God turned to the one man, “How did you manage to be the only one in this line?”

The man replied, “My wife told me to stand here.”


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  1. iTunes App Blog says:

    Wife told him to stand there? LOL. Guess his wife is smart enough to separate him from the rest of the 10000 mile long line Steve 🙂
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  2. Russ says:

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    Nothin like an obediate head of the household.LOL
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  3. sam @ kerala tour packages says:

    Men should have enough power to take decision with own mind and i think God given equally power to all persons for take own decision only we need to rise it.

  4. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahaha. Doesn’t sound too good for us women does it? Well perhaps not for the men either.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂
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  5. Chin chin @Stay at Home Blessings says:

    Really funny. Guys better ask the right questions including “Am I marrying the right gal?”
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  6. Don E. Chute says:

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    LMAO funny!

    Another reason I’m divorced…

    Aloha and have a great weekend!

  7. Mike Golch says:

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    that was funny.