Hillary

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a check-up, only to find out that she’s pregnant.
She is furious…
Here she is in the middle of another run for President as Senator for New York ….now this has happened to her.

She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: ‘How could you have let this happen?

With all that’s going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you?

I can’t believe this! I’ve just found out I’m five weeks pregnant and it’s all your fault!

Well, what have you got to say?’

There is nothing but dead silence on the phone.

She screams again, ‘Did you hear me?’

Finally, she hears Bill’s very, very quiet voice, in a barely audible whisper,

‘Who’s speaking?’

🙂 An old one 🙂


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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahaha. Yep, he is quite the womanizer isn’t he. And Hillary is still with him. Must be the money.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂
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  2. Sam @ Weekend Getaways says:

    He replied like a real politician. What else can anybody expect from him in such situation. 😀
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  3. Con Artist Trickster
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    It might continue like this
    H: “It’s Hillary! Who else?!”
    B: “No kidding!”
    Then all hell breaks loose.
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  4. Lainy says:

    LOL! Can’t determine the voice of his own wife. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk! Poor Hillary 🙁

  5. papabear@kisahberuang.com
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    LOL.. should I say poor hillary or poor clinton?
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  6. Art of RetroCollage
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    lol, they deserve each other.
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