Hookers Union

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.

When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, “Is this a union house?”

“No,” she replied, “I’m sorry it isn’t.”

“Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get

“The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,” she answered.

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.

His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded,

“Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules.” The man asked, “And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?” “The girls get $80 and the house gets $20

“That’s more like it!” the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde.

laugh“I’d like her,” he said.

“I’m sure you would, sir,” said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, “but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she’s next!”


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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. Unions used to be good but somehow they turned out to be bad. This is a perfect example.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂
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  2. Joyce
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    That’s a great one!
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  3. Rosey
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    I gotta copy/paste this link and send it to hubby’s e-mail. He’ll love this one!!! LOLOL

  4. Rocks says:

    nyahaha!! 🙂 I can imagine how frustrated he was..prolly even shouted..it’s unfair!! haha!

  5. Rhonda@Laugh-Quotes
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    Union rules are rules 🙂 Funny stuffl
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  6. maggie winter
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    True honesty in comedy, love your site, cheers me up, thx. 🙂

  7. Ian@UnofficialChartBlog
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    I hate unionists and those that stick to the rules LOL